Interestingly, before Kearney's status as a father was revealed, in Bart Gets an "F" it was Bart's nightmare that he would still be going to school with his sons. Kearney once referred to himself as "a teenager and the father of a teenager", meaning that one of his sons is at least 13 years of age and implying that Kearney fathered this child at an extremely young age. He was in the third grade with Otto Mann, and while Jimbo and Dolph finally managed to pass from the fifth grade into the sixth (just as Bart passed from the third into the fourth), Kearney has remained in the fifth grade and seems to have given up on ever passing.Īnother thing frequently drawn to attention is that Kearney has married, divorced, and had two sons, one of whom attends Springfield Elementary with him. He's also on the Church Council (along with Marge Simpson, Ned Flanders, Agnes Skinner, Helen Lovejoy, and Jasper Beardsley) and considers it an important part of the community, and is a member of the NRA, attending their meetings and practicing on their range, so presumably he legally owns a gun.īeing only 19 years old, Kearney is under the legal drinking age of 21 and requires a fake ID to buy booze. He has been seen shaving in the school restrooms, smokes, has a driver's license, and owns an old-style Hyundai - Principal Seymour Skinner once attempted to pry off Kearney's hood ornament to replace the 'H' stolen from Superintendent Chalmers' Honda. One of his random Level-Up lines in Tapped Out suggests that Kearney remains in school simply because he can't be bothered to pass as he says school is an easy place to procrastinate. It is often drawn to the viewer's attention that Kearney is much older than any of the other children at Springfield Elementary, and moreover, he doesn't seem to be ashamed of it.
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